RT @DannyDutch: I’m now positive that people who claim to have seen aliens have actually just seen baby owls. https://t.co/CAr65NG9qR
RT @gazpachomachine: some employers are banning the phrase “ok boomer” considering it discrimination. here r some fun alternatives u can use 2 stay ahead of them:
okey dokey about to croakey
very well sir old-as-hell
fine with me elderly
got it, geriatric
eat a ass mr. old as grass
RT @zugenia: It’s truly dystopian how mixtapes used to come from people with crushes on us and now they come from algorithms
RT @MattBors: You’ve seen this panel? I made it years ago and get tagged every day in posts of it with hundreds of retweets. If even a small percentage of those who share and post my work pre-ordered my new book, named after said meme, it would be wonderful.
RT @Delafina777: And that’s it.
As far as I can tell, one of the most insightful and concise political critiques (and you know it’s insightful because it *feels* simple and like it’s stating the obvious… in retrospect) of the Trump era is actually JUST a comment on a blog post.
RT @Popehat: me: we’re not moving to Texas so you can have a prairie dog
Wife: this is some fascist bullshit this is
RT @slpng_giants: Bet none of these racists woke up today thinking they were going to burn their Nikes and buy New Yorker subscriptions.
RT @undiminishingly: i refuse to believe that “zephyr teachout” is an actual human person’s name and not a rejected jaeger concept