@trailblazers We asked you to keep that on the down low. That eager to get rid of us already?
— Phoenix Suns (@Suns) December 4, 2013
Quotes
No offense, but everyone on the internet is a terrible fucking ghoul.
— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) December 1, 2013
Before a comedian tries to master dead celebrity jokes they should have to master writing a sincere, articulate obituary.
— Dan Telfer (@dantelfer) December 1, 2013
I know it’s not really possible for animals to be racist, but I still feel like my cat uses the n word too much.
— Rebekah Eagle (@nanoblossom) November 28, 2013
Thankful for beer because if not grabbing the handle of that cast iron I had in a 350 degree oven for an hour would have hurt
— Spencer Ackerman (@attackerman) November 28, 2013
…holy shit. Cloverfield is Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Trapped In New York With An Immense Monster. #mindblown
— Alasdair Cookie (@AlasdairStuart) November 28, 2013
Galaxy Quest is so much better than Star Trek Into Darkness it’s ridiculous
— Tim Maytom (@trivia_lad) November 28, 2013
It’s kind of a letdown when the Blazers brawl but Nic Batum doesn’t punch anybody in the testicles.
— Aaron Mesh (@AaronMesh) November 24, 2013